|Don't forget your Xanax from the pharmacy, my pretty!|
|"Ooh, I heard it thru the grapevine...|
this was all yo mama could find..."
I'm not what you would call "crafty" (not in the Hobby Lobby sense of the word) so I won't be crafting any homemade costumes. Nobody wants to see me with a glue gun. No, I will be purchasing something made by a faraway sweatshop. It's the American way.
Sure, you can look online, but sometimes it's important to actually see the costume before purchase. Especially for girls. Is it just me or are the girl's costumes getting skimpier? They are making these sexy costumes in children's sizes! What is up with that? My daughter is six-- she doesn't need to wear fishnets and patent leather lace-up boots. I don't even have patent leather lace-up boots! I swear! Hey, if you are a grown woman and want to dress up like Skankenstein, knock yourself out, but they shouldn't be marketing "sexy kitty" or sexy ANYTHING for kids. Just my opinion. Of course my daughter Camille (aka The Kraken) is inexplicably drawn to the tacky as I've explained in earlier posts, but I
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Which wine pairs well with Twix??