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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Hey! I'm Bloggin' Here!

Oh, hello there and welcome! Can you believe it? I started this blog because I made a promise to myself on New Year's eve that I would finally pursue my dream of writing. So here it is, January 1st, 2012.  I gotta tell ya, it feels pretty good! I mean yes, I made that promise in 2009 but the point is I'm doing it now, so let's just drop it, m'kay?

It's always hard to find the time to begin something like this, especially between the major philanthropic work and volunteering at the shelter, etc.  Luckily I don't do either of those things so I've got a lot of free time. I spend a lot of time on Facebook and if you're reading this, we're probably Facebook friends, real life friends or you're my mother. I have started this blog upon your urging. So many people have said to me, "Rachael, we LOVE your daily postings, witticisms and bon mots but we need more!" "We demand more lolz!" "Please! Expound!"

Well, here you go. You're welcome.

P.S. If you are easily offended, this may not be the blog for you. I say "motherfucker" quite a bit. I can't clean it up for you. I would be compromising my true craft and I can't do that for you motherfuckers, understand?

Happy New Year!


  1. I don't have a motherfuckin' problem with a motherfuckin' thing you have to say on this motherfucker.

  2. This is probably how Mein Kampf started off, but I really don't have anything better to do than follow the rants of a madwoman, so I am glad you are embarking on your Pulitzer!

  3. Finally a blog worth reading (I read none because I don't care what some off these crazys think they need to tell people) and I am pretty excited for more Rach-ology! Way to knock out those resolutions!

  4. Rachael, I LOVE your daily postings, witticisms and bon mots but I needed more! Thanks for helping me out.

    Word verification: MULFS. MILFs with muffs!

  5. Cary, I should have totally named my blog "MULFALETTA" Now you tell me.

    Dammit, WHERE were you last week?!

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