It’s not like we want everyone to dress like nuns on Halloween. We're fine with sexy cop, sexy nurse, blah, blah, blah. If you're an adult and you want to dress up like a Skankenstein or Freddy Cougar, hell if you wanna be a sexy OBGYN, knock yourself out. But what we’re NOT fine with is Sexy Olaf. Is nothing sacred?? Here are 10 sexy children’s character costumes that should not exist:
HO-laf. Do you want to build a Ho-man?
Ho White: Hi HO, Hi HO- Off to do seven dudes I go!
F’ing Nemo: Just Keep Skanking!
Screw-ella de Vil – She likes it doggy style!
Booty and the Beast: Profession as old as time?
What Does The Fox Say? Slut-slut-slut-slut-slutty slut!
Burt and Horny: These costumes brought to you by the letters W.T.F.
So please, before you deck yourself out as a sexy Disney character this year, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! We don't want to explain to our daughters why Olaf suddenly has two DD snowballs.